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But seriously — “I like you, you like me, let’s date.” Right? Let’s be real, here; There’s so many factors that play into “relationships” anymore, and the terminology is one of them.
Ghosting This is when someone ends a relationship [whether it’s texting, talking, hooking up or dating] without any explanation or communication.
It’s basically like they are “benching” you like a third-string basketball player, but they keep you around for their own needs and selfish reasons.
Slow Fade The slow fade — similar to ghosting — is when you gradually back away from the relationship.
INDEPENDENT Lying, cheating commitment-phobic scum.
• Space aliens have zapped that portion of our brain required for being real.
So, because we're so lousy at relating to females, we invariably torpedo a relationship before it even has a fighting chance. And all we have to make up for it and console ourselves is big cars, Haagen-Dazs, serial dating, starting wars in Third World nations, and impressing women in the gym.
Five-times-married Jan Leeming claimed in Femail last week that internet dating has given her a new lease of life - and she's not alone. There's more chance of winning the Lottery on a double rollover week than there is of being a woman over 35 and getting a date on the internet. Her brain cannot process the words: 'I don't think you're quite right for me.'LIKES THE FINER THINGS IN LIFE Gold digger. WILLING TO TRAVEL Lives in a filthy flea-ridden hovel that he can't possibly let you see. NORMAL KIND OF GUY Normal in a Norman Bates kind of way. NEVER DONE THIS Have done this a thousand times before, but I'm too embarrassed to admit it, so will pretend that you're my first. Your date will be a riot of whoopee cushions, itching powder and fake-dogpoo-filled fun.
A staggering 65 per cent of British singletons now turn to the internet looking for love. It doesn't matter if the guy is 60, he'll still confine his searches to '35 and under', so any woman's age should be taken as a ball park figure. Working her way through the internet site and it's your turn. Looking for a new wardrobe, jewellery and a few weekends away before she dumps you for a 25-year-old Adonis. Normality should be a given, so run a mile from anyone selling it as a good point. The golden rule of internet dating is that anyone who feels obliged to mention they have a sense of humour is usually devoid of one. LOOKS NOT IMPORTANT Barrel-scraping beggar who can't afford to be a chooser.5ft 10 5ft 7.